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America's Typical Talk Show

Welcome to The Jaw
Here are your hosts: Noah Tall and Ima Knotwell

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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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You know today we’re gonna have Priscilla Ann Preciousbody on The Jaw.
You know I can’t wait Noah.
You know I can’t either Ima.
Here she is you know, Priscilla Ann Preciousbody.
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Welcome to The Jaw Priscilla.
Thank you Noah. Thank you for having me. You know?

You know the last time that you were here Priscilla
we talked about your new show
and you know you were
doing extremely well, you know.

Yes and you know the show is stilling going strong.

You know Priscilla, I saw you new show and it's just wonderful. You know?

You know Ima this show is the most fun, you know, that I've had in a long time.

You know that’s why The Jaw is, you know, the number one talk show
in, you know, the nation, maybe in, you know, the world.

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We’ll be right back after this...

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Welcome back to The Jaw.
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Thank you. Thank you.

You know Priscilla I saw a picture of you're new house
and it’s a beauty. The land that you're house is on is
you know, portably from a Norman Rockwell painting
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Thank you Noah. You know a lot of work went into building that house you know and
you know I can appreciate all the work that the builders put into the house. You know?

You know Noah, Ima, this show is the most fun, you know, that I’ve had in a long time.

Thank you Priscilla. We have a lot of, you know, fun producing, you know, the show.

Before we go let's take time to take a few questions from our audience.

Hi. What's your name?

Zail Fish.

You know Zail, you have an interesting name.
What's your question for, you know, Priscilla?

Yes. Priscilla I’d like to ask you, you know,
how do you keep in shape?

You know Zail, I literally eat non-organic
, and I don’t eat any junk food

Who has another question?

Yes. Way up there. What's your name?


Welcome to The Jaw B.

Please don't call me B!
My name is Beatrice.

I'm very sorry Beatrice.
What is your question?

I would like to know why 'you know'
is used on your show and just about
every talk show on TV?

If you are telling me that I know something,
why are you telling me something that I know
or are you using 'you know' as a crutch word
Could it be that you're just not sure of yourself?

I’m trying to think of an answer to your question.

Beatrice and I can't come up with an answer.

Here’s what I think we and all the talk shows should do:
we’ll use good English. We will not use 'you know' and
we well, umm... err... mmm... ahh... hmm never use crutch words.

That’s it for today folks.
We’ll look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Thank you for tuning us in and
we’ll see you tomorrow.

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