Sometimes the closed captioning is more entertaining than the show.

He slocked up behind bars.
He’s locked up behind bars.

He moved to mis gap.
Michigan

A team of Air Smals on the beach...
Air Marshals


He called for an opolgy.
apology


She said her fraternal instincts kicked in.
maternal


I don't know if there were ant injuries or fatal trees.
any - fatalities

The family has had sod much trama.
so

They turned out thousands and thousands of dam strators.
demonstrators

It didn't stop this couple at New York City haul.
Hall

“...and come to the bang wheat.
banquet

“Join us live tonight at *..
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“No ra in the fortinate.
No rain in the future

It so a mig.
It's so amazing.

“They're trying to see what could have gob wrong.
gone

“They get a bump of crop harvest.
bumper


“Six brunettes and a couple of plonds.
blonds

“The kids tease her and tell Hershey's faking.
her she's