How to Ruin American
Benjamin J. Stein, 12.23.02
We're well on our way to squelching what gives this country
What would it take to kill innovation altogether?
1) Allow schools to fall
into useless decay.
Do not teach civics or history except to describe America as a hopelessly fascistic, reactionary pit.
Do not expect students to know the basics of mathematics, chemistry and physics.
Working closely with the teachers' unions, make sure that you dumb down standards
so that children who make the most minimal effort still get by with flying colors.
Destroy the knowledge base on which all of mankind's scientific progress has been built by guaranteeing
that such learning is confined to only a few, and spread ignorance and complacency among the many.
Watch America lose its scientific and competitive edge to other nations that make a comprehensive
knowledge base a rule of the society.
2) Encourage the making
of laws and rules by trial lawyers and sympathetic judges, especially through
Bypass the legislative mechanisms that involve elected representatives and a president.
This will stop--or at least greatly slow down--innovation, as corporations and individuals hesitate
to explore new ideas for fear of getting punished (or regulated to death) by litigation for any misstep,
no matter how slight, in the creation of new products and services.
Make sure that lawsuits against drugmakers are especially encouraged so that the companies are afraid
to develop new lifesaving drugs, lest they be sued for sums that will bankrupt them.
Make trial lawyers and judges, not scientists, responsible for the flow of new products and services.
3) Create a culture that
blames the other guy for everything and discourages any form of individual self-restraint
Promote litigation to punish tobacco companies on the theory that they compel innocent people to smoke.
Make it second nature for someone who is overweight to blame the restaurant that served him fries.
Encourage a legal process that can kill a drug company for any mistakes in self-medication.
Make it a general rule that anyone with more money than a plaintiff is responsible for anything harmful that a plaintiff does. Promulgate the pitiful joke that Americans are hereby exempt from any responsibility
for their own actions--so long as there are deep pockets around to be rifled.
4) Sneer at hard work and
Encourage the belief that all true wealth comes from skillful manipulation and cunning,
or from sudden, brilliant and lucky strokes that leave the plodding, ordinary worker and saver in the dust.
Make sure that society's idols are men and women who got rich from being sexy in public
or through gambling or playing tricks, not from hard work or patience.
Make the citizenry permanently envious and bewildered about where real success comes from.
5) Hold the managers of
corporations to extremely lax standards of conduct
and allow them to get off with a slap on the wrist when they betray the trust of shareholders.
This will discourage thrift and investment and ensure that Americans will have far less capital
to work with than other societies, while simultaneously developing that contempt for law
and social standards that is the hallmark of failing nations.
Hold the management of labor unions to no ethical standards.
6) While you're at it,
discourage respect for law in every possible way.
This will dissolve the glue that holds the nation together, and dissuade any long-term thinking.
Societies in which the law can be clearly seen to apply to some and not to others are doomed to decay,
in terms of innovation and everything else.
7) Encourage a mass culture
that spits on intelligence and study and instead elevates drug use,
coolness through sex and violence, and contempt for school.
As children learn to be stupid instead of smart, the national intelligence base needed for innovation
will simply vanish into MTV-land.